Did I Mention...?

Baby Cash is still not here...

I believe that would make him 5 days overdue.

My sister has tried everything in the book.

No luck.

And it's like 100 degrees in Texas.

I just want to see him.

I'm sure she does, too.

And I want her to snuggle him up in these:

Cash's Crazy Quilt

My sister really liked this crib bedding set, so I used some leftovers from that and pulled a few other fun fabrics from my stash to make this one.

I think it's about 30x30"

Lots of AMH prints, some Joel Dewberry, Amy Butler, Michael Miller, Patti Henderson, and even a little Laura Gunn.

Cassian Blue Quilt

And then I wanted a more subdued, sleepy quilt, so I just grabbed a bunch of already cut 5" squares in blues from my seemingly never-shrinking pile of squares.

I love patchwork.

Simple quilts.

I whipped them up in a hurry so my mom could take them with her on the plane.

Yeah, they're cute and stuff, but they'd look WAY cuter with a baby in them!!

COME ON CASH!!!

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Willow is a computer wizard.

That's right- wizard.

This pic was taken quite a long time ago, but maybe she was a computer whiz then...?

Don't believe me?

For example:

She can scroll, she can double click, and she can 'poof' applications off the menu bar like nobody's business.

She can navigate YouTube.

And by navigate I mean find her favorite videos to watch.

Such as this and this.

And watch them.

And replay them.

And even pause them.

She's eerily good at it.

I don't know how she does it.

I think she just scrolls until she finds what she's looking for.

She can also run Photo Booth like it's her job.

Seriously, pictures 180-371 are all of Willow.

That's 189 snapshots and 2 videos.

Videos.

They are all hilarious.

She even knows how to use the effects.

These are just a few of my faves:

I have no clue how she knows to put your hands up. She's never been on a roller coaster in her life.

The Warhol-esque pics- I love the tongue sticking out...

Her face cracks me up in this one; she found a new effect and she likes.

And this is just too funny. She obviously thinks she's the bomb. And she is.

Oh, and please disregard my trashed fabric storage/studio/dumping ground in the background.

After I saw these pictures it was immediately remedied.

Anyways my point is...

however funny this is, it also scares the crap out of me.

So much so that the hubby and I decided to password protect her out of the computer.

Really.

Just in case you missed that:

We had to password protect our 2 1/2 year old child from using the Mac...

See what I mean? It's scary!

That's not even the funniest part.

No, that would be when she stole my phone the very next morning while I was still sleeping and used it to update my facebook status to 'WTF'.

Not. Even. Kidding.

You think she was trying to tell us something?

Yeah, I think so.

Needless to say, I would never ever post that. Ever.

And thank goodness Drew caught it only about 30 mins after she did it so I could fix it.

Little Twerp.

Oh, and a few days later while I was putting away laundry or something super-fun like that,

I heard the storm door slam shut.

Not good.

That means there's been a security breech.

By the time I got outside

-I'm talking maybe 10 seconds-

I found Willow

stripped naked,

covered in chocolate syrup from head to toe,

flashing our poor old neighbor who was innocently mowing the lawn,

while sticking her tongue out.

I obviously avoided any eye-contact with elderly Mr. James as I swooped my charming daughter back inside.

He probably thinks we're heathens.

And he might not be too far off...

Happy Friday to you all!